Chlorine Is My Perfume Beach Towel — Funny Swimmer Pool & Beach Towel
Chlorine Is My Perfume Beach Towel — Funny Swimmer Pool & Beach Towel
Built for triathletes who care about the boring parts. Long brick workouts. Pool sessions before sunrise. The recovery walk the day after a hard race.
Why athletes choose it
- Race-day ready. Holds the line from a pre-dawn warm-up to your post-race recovery toast.
- Built to last. Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe, designed for a real triathlon training week.
- Designed by triathletes. Athlete-coded design that earns a spot on every kitchen counter.
The swim training gear is part of the TriLaunchpad swim training collection, curated for triathletes who are still figuring out their first season. No gimmicks. No overengineered marketing. Real gear, real training, real beginners.
How to use it
Use it for the morning espresso, the post-ride hydration, or the post-race toast. It travels well and keeps a low profile in a transition bag. Holds heat through a long warm-up. Holds cold through a hot summer brick.
This is gear that earns its keep across a long training block. Built without the typical race-shop markup, without the brand-of-the-week design language. The kind of swim training gear you would actually recommend to a friend signing up for their first triathlon. Practical, durable, and quiet enough to fade into the routine.
Specs and fulfillment
- Made for adult triathletes (men and women).
- Ships from our partners in 3–7 business days.
- Flat-rate shipping across Mexico, international rates calculated at checkout.
- 30-day no-questions-asked returns on unworn items.
Take the next step
Browse the full Swim Training collection or open the events calendar to plan your next race.